[Game]Corrupt A Wish

Corrupt a Wish Game

Basically you corrupt the person above's wish and then give your own. E.g:

Katherine: I wish for a new computer
Frozenwolf: Granted, but it is filled with virusses. I wish for a telescope
Leafmuncher: Granted, but the lense is black. I wish for a cute little puppy

etc.

I wish for mad TTW skills

Granted, but you get banned from the map (AA would be proud ). I wish for a unicorn.

Granted, but it tramples you. I wish for a winning lotto ticket

Granted, but it flows out the window. I wish to have a talking fish.

Granted, but it only speaks Polish. I wish for an illegitimate mexican child.

Granted, but it gets locked away in child protective custody. I wish for a Lamborghini

Granted, but it has a fibreglass body and a VW Beetle engine. I wish for a Mudkip

Yeah i don't think anyone knows what that is? Urban Dictionary = the actual name for the third generation water pokemon. it is on of the three pokemon you can choose at the beginning of the game. evolves into marshtomp and then swampert.

Granted, but um it can't evolve?

I wish for a glorious death

Thanks for that enlightenment

Granted, but no-one remembered your name (ironic ). I wish for good exam results!

Granted, but you will first need to repeat the grade

I wish for a time machine

Granted, but it doesn't actually work

I wish for a mansion

Granted, but its a doll-house

Your wish is not granted because there isn't one there

I wish for a puppy

Granted but it grows up in one minute

I wish for a holiday by the ocean

Granted, but you die in a tsunami

I wish for a mini fridge

granted, but it was so small u lost it

forgot to post my own wish xD
I wish for a playstation 3 (be original guys, "its broken" is boring )

Pssh
Granted but everything is in Latin and can't be changed
That original enough for u

I wish for porcelain wings

A ravenous zombie comes and eats every plasystation game in the world

I wish for the ability to fly

Sniped

Mwahahahahaha

Granted, but they only have children's sizes (I prefer Kath's corruption )

Ok fine I'll be more imaginative next time ^^

Thanks oh and leaf you forgot your wish... Again

4got again
I wish for a pet Pterodactyl

Granted, but a fire breathing penguin rolls out of a dustbin and burns it to ashes

I wish for 1 return plane ticket to Russia

Granted, but you can't find your passport

Darn it I blame my forgetfulness on my mom
Leaf u forget to write a wish often so i cant exactly grant or not grant it ...

Leaf you're pretty bad at this game I count 4 times where you forgot a wish.

... I wish for a lazer pen.

I fail at this

Granted, but you cut off your leg when it goes straight through the desk.

I wish for more wishes

Granted but they can only be used to inflict pain to yourself

I wish for a juggling monkey

Granted, but it keeps blocking

I wish for a decent internet line

Granted but it has a 10meg cap

I just wish that leaf would remember to give his wish and stop making it awkward for the person posting after him

Granted, but then we won't need you to be a mod

Hmm Kath might have a tough time as mod with Leaf around

Haha i will edit his wish JK

I wish for a ceiling fan

Granted, but it gets installed on the floor instead.

I wish for the power to dodge bullets

Granted, but each time you dodge, a little guy stabs you in the back

I wish for the ability to be invincible

Granted, but you fall asleep at a construction site and get encased in cement for all eternity.

I wish I was an ice-cream

Granted, but aliens come and down and chow you

I wish i was a bawss ?

Granted, but you get arrested after sexually assaulting the fish.

I wish I was on a boat

granted, but it's in a shop

I wish that i didn't lose ever pen 2 minutes after picking it up

Granted, but you will never see a pen ever again

I wish for a pot of gold

Granted, but it is stolen by the Leprechaun police

I wish to be chilling on the beach

Granted, but 'chilling' means your body heat is below 0

I wish i could be walter from fringe

Granted, but nobody rescues you from the mental institute

I wish to Barney Stinson

Granted, but all females are eliminated from the world

I wish to become a god

Granted, but you dont have any powers

I wish to be Kjuubi host

Granted, but Sakura will never like you

I wish I had the powers of the Gomu Gomu fruit

PS Valjavec your sig is too big, please change it

Granted, but you lose all elasticity and have to walk around with a head stretched 10m high (had to look this up )

I wish for a paintball gun in the shape of an AK-47