[Game]Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but nobody comes to it

I wish for a giant penguin fountain in my pool

Granted, but there arent any fish to feed them so they all starve

I wish for a chocolate (nutella) fountain

Frozenwolf wrote:Granted, but nobody comes to it

Seriously? ZzzzZ

Granted, but you become overweight and die

I wish to be 89 years old

Granted (Who would wish for that ?), but you have Alzheimer's and die of old age a week later!

I wish I had a twin

Granted, but that twin turns out to be me!

I wish for Afrikaans hax

Granted but it only works in English.
Clarification:
I wish for mad physics skills. I will so need these this Saturday

Off topic: I fell kinda Vulcan. I have been on this forum the longest I think, and I' still not an ancestor. F*** YEAH

Granted, but you lose both your hands

I wish for my 'youthful' look to return

Off topic: I also thought it meant you had been here a long time but apparently it is after you resign from staff

Granted, but you think the guy offering "Free Sweets" from the back of his van is totally legit

I wish for an ice-cream truck (not the dodgy type)

Granted, but it turns out to be a police survailance viachle

I wish for a pack of cigaretes

Offtopic what did i ruin Frozen?

Granted, but they have sparklers inside.

I wish for a cuban cigar

Granted, but it is litterally a Cuban in a cigar

I wish for a version Diablo 3 that cannot be corrupted by anything in the universe!

[Offtopic]
vAnKaTa, I was the second member to be registered and yeah, an 'Ancestor' member is an ex-staff member although it only used to be for Admin, BETA and Development members (Team TTW in other words) on the old forum It's nice to feel old and appreciated

Granted but your computer crashes beyond repair
I wish for orange juice

Granted, but it turns out to be orange flavoured paint water

I wish for Super Saiyan 6 (yes, I want a level 6 dammit!) Goku

Granted, but all the power turns him insane and he blows all of the existence

I wish for all Naruto mangas of future to have them on my pc

Granted, but you are eternally taunted by irritating flashbacks and your hard drive explodes (it will never end >_< NEVER! (if they keep having flashbacks...))

I wish for Shakespeare to magically appear in my room and impar all of his non-corruptable knowledge unto me so that I may pass my English exam with 101%

lol nice one

Granted, but you get sick and dont go to exams

I wish for a car

lol you still go to matric final exams if you are sick

Granted, but it's an old-fashioned Ford made of rubber tin and board on it way to Gandagai

I wish for a bicycle

Granted but you crash at first lamppost

I wish for a pack of cigaretes

Granted, but its the last pack of smokes in existence and it is inside a box can can never be opened or even damaged in any way.

I wish for the power to read minds

Granted, but it is in book format and in Arabic script

I wish for the skills of Leafy xD

Granted, but then you misclick as often as me (27 times in 1 game last night :O)

I wish to go clubbing with seals

Granted, but Greenpeace rocks up and covers you with a banner??

I wish to be a pirate

Granted, but you become a captain of the Flying Dutchman and lose possibility to walk on land

I wish for ability to control the time

Granted, but someone else wished for that so they 'teleport' before this time and kill me so i can't grant it

I wish to (i wanna) be the ocean

Granted, but you cant control the water so you become forever lost in the deps of the ocean

I wish for ability to control fire

Granted, but police accuse you of involvement in all the arsons and put you into the cell with refractory walls

I wish to become a president 8)

p.s. lol-ed at kath's answer

I could just burn them all before they put me in jail

Granted, but you end up like Gadafi xD

I wish for new headphones

Granted, but your head becomes a phone

I wish for Leafy to stop misclicking xD (27 times Dude... that is unlucky )

LOL xD

Granted, but he then unlearns how to play

I wish for new graphic card

Granted but it is a piece of shit similar to that of one used in a (gangsta) toaster.

I wish (well, want actually) for (my own) children

Granted but they turn out to be your bestfriends children
I with to forget past 2 years of my life >

Granted, but in forgetting them, you make the same decisions which lead to those years happening again (in a similar manner)

I wish, I wish, upon a fish that I may have a... Errr... I can't think of a noun ending with 'ish' (other than dish, fish and wish >.>). Otherwise another arm would be useful

I wish your granted wish never comes true to anyone ever (this is not mu actuall wish)

Granted but your arm is controled by perverted gay guy who has a fetish on asses xD xD xD that would be sick xD

I wish for more time to study and play games i cant keep up with both

Granted, but you spend all of that time studying and playing, forgetting to eat, and slowly starving to death.

I wish coding TTW was as fun as playing it (then we would have far more progress )

Granted but (god dont let this happen) it takes 10 more times to finish it


I wish more developers would aplly so new version would be out faster and Leaf wouldnt have so much truble developing it alone

Granted, but I'm a fail programmer

I wish to not pass psychology...

^ Granted, but you write the wrong psychology course's exam

I wish nothing could go wrong with my next wish

Granted but you wish for next version of ttw to be full of bugs xD (god no)

I wish to pass exam i did today