[Game]Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but now he starts flatulating uncontrollably xD

I wishes for the powers of Shakespeare so that I can destroy my English Exam tomorrow

(Good luck hodge )

Granted, but you turn out like John the Savage

*Ahem* Kath?

Twice in one day

I wish for a pet penguin

Granted, but it is actually a 2 year old child wearing a penguin suit

I wish for a new top of the range PC

Gl hodge and your comment made me lol

Granted but aliens decide it's way too powerful and annihilate it.
I wish for more free time

Granted, but it gets used up instantly by you being abducted and being forced to paint a 100 story building in sunset maroon

I wish for the power to cook meat in 1 second by touching it

Granted, but you can never find a love because you grill her each time.

I wish for an un-corruptable wish

Granted... but you wish for a....a....meh... raindrop. BOOYEAH

I wish for a space cruiser

But I love raindrops!

Granted, but it's a toy

i wish for world recognition

Wow i have just been sniped twice

Granted, but you have to have a sex change and live in hiding to escape the Mafia

I wish for a reindeer

Granted, but it can't dance

I wish for impeccable spelling... oh wait i already have that

P.S. Strikethrough the sniped post, it makes fun reading

Will do next time

Not granted coz you already have it ...

I wish for 5 pet wolves

Granted but... (damn I just had the corruption in my head for a second xD) ok... randomness engage:
Granted but they start migrating by the age of 2 and they discover a time machine left by a mad alien scientist. They use it and return billions of years in the past altering the present...

I wish I knew what to wish for...

PS I think I'm going to bed for today. I may or may not have studied too much for tomorrow . So good night from Bulgaria this is IGG signing out...

katherine wrote:Granted, but it can't dance

I wish for impeccable spelling... oh wait i already have that

P.S. Strikethrough the sniped post, it makes fun reading

You can work on your grammar though
On a side-note; LoL xD Two moderators have damn good spelling }{odge likes this

Back on topic

Granted but now you forget everything because you get smacked in the face with a frying pan
I wish for a Blackberry ???

Haha my grammar, oh well

Anyway, that wish is a joke right? Who wants a blackberry?

Granted, but it is turned into an iPhone by me, the corrupt a wish pixie

I wish for an iPhone

EDIT: }{odge-Podge: vJASS code that is. I'm not blaming / acusing Blizzard of messing up xD

I found a spelling error

Granted, but its still a shitty iPhone

I wish I was able to leap tall buildings in a single bound

Granted but you mutate into a giant Kangaroo

I wish for new Naruto chapter tonight

Granted, but it is 1 page long and has nothing to do with the plot

Wish...?

FFFuuuuu

I wish for better short-term memory. And better short-term memory

katherine wrote:Haha my grammar, oh well

Anyway, that wish is a joke right? Who wants a blackberry?

Granted, but it is turned into an iPhone by me, the corrupt a wish pixie

I wish for an iPhone

EDIT: }{odge-Podge: vJASS code that is. I'm not blaming / acusing Blizzard of messing up xD

I found a spelling error

Woot! I've always wanted an iPhone I hate Blackberry's xD

Wow xD I actually spelled something wrong Would you like a cookie?

I grant your wish, Leafy but you now you have an implant in your brain that forces you to listen to 'WUBWUBWUBWUB' dubstep shite for the rest of your life

I wish for PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS!

Granted, but that triangular eyebrow guy steals it

I wish for a friend

Damnit >_<

Granted, but they are imaginary serial killers that like eating cereal

I wish for anti-troll spray

Granted, but as a result I quit the forum

I wish my teacher would give me back this years matric IT exam so I can study for it next year

Granted but you drop it in mud
I wish for 1000$

Granted, but the US economy gets over-run by "The 99%" who cause 999% inflation, making your money worth-less

I wish I could sit on my ass, do nothing, earn no money, and be able to convince myself it's the government's fault

Wish granted but it is true though so it can't be corrupted, so you ar forced to stand instead

I wish for... I wish for... I wish for Isac Newton's brain so that I may get 100% for my maths exam tomorrow

Granted, but it's his brain from when he was 2 years old

I wish for the ability to wish for more wishes

Granted, but no-one will be able to grant them

I wish I could breathe under water

Granted but you turn into a fish

I wish for new mw3

Dono what a 'mw3' is, so you can have it, but you can't ever go near it / use it / look at it / think of it etc

I wish for a small bicycle with training wheels

My guess is MW3 is CoD 21023: Modern Warfare 3

Granted, but its so small u can't see it

Ah Ok
You forgot to wish again
I wish Leafy wouldn't forget to wish

I give up on this game. Leaf out

Haha the excitement to corrupt a wish makes you forget to give your own

Anyway, granted but therefore leaf stops playing

I wish I could have more times on my hands

Granted. At that second in which you wish time itself becomes a liquid and goes to your hands. Destroying the universe as we know it.

I wish for a wish inside a wish.

Granted but then you too are turned inside out xD

I wish for Leafy to come back

Granted, but now you have to deal with posts like this

(see what I did there?)

I intepreted it as (can you please) see what I did there?

and therefore I say: Granted, but I won't laugh at it

I wish a party

YAY! Leafy came back My wish came true ^_^ It wasn't corrupted I have discovered the uncorruptable wish

Granted, but Barney is there being scary and purple! o0O_O0o

I wish for people to stop raging on HoN....

Granted, but then then they all stop playing HON and start playing minecraft :O

I wish to be caught like a fly in a web

Granted, but it is in a web of my lies

I wish to know why good girls like bad guys

Granted but then you fall in love with one xD

I wish i wasnt so sick

Granted, but then you are hit by a car are paralyzed for the rest of your life

I wish for a big juicy steak

[offtopic]
Valjavec u just had to ruin it

Granted, but it falls on the floor and gets covered in dog hair (hairy meat? O_o)

I wish my dogs didnt lose their hair so damn fast >_<

Granted, but they are bald

I wish for my dogs to not make so much noise

Granted, but then they cannot warn you of intruders!

I wish Afrikaans mense could actually write poetry

Haha same
Granted, but then you have to study afrikaans in varsity

I wish for a new fish (see what i did there?)

Granted, but now you like fish-sticks (and become a gay fish)

I wish for a Super Sweet Sixteenth with glitter and ponies EVERYWHERE